September12014
6PM

(Source: eliaes, via personalized-insanity)

6PM
5PM
sprousetwinsblog:

The world needs more people like Cole Sprouse

sprousetwinsblog:

The world needs more people like Cole Sprouse

(via runs-with-foxes)

11AM
10AM

cyd-the-cynical:

geekishchic:

He’s looking right at me and I’m emotional right now and need a moment

gotta reblog. always. over 900 years of time and space. never met anyone who wasn’t important.

(Source: dunderklumpen, via personalized-insanity)

August312014
“Nay, I’ll conjure too.
Romeo! Humours! Madman! Passion! Lover!
Appear thou in the likeness of a sigh.
Speak but one rhyme and I am satisfied.
Cry but ‘Ay me!’ Pronounce but ‘love’ and ‘dove’.
Speak to my gossip Venus one fair word,
One nickname for her purblind son and heir,
Young Adam Cupid, he that shot so trim
When King Cophetua loved the beggar maid.—
He heareth not, he stirreth not, he moveth not.
The ape is dead, and I must conjure him.—
I conjure thee by Rosaline’s bright eyes,
By her high forehead and her scarlet lip,
By her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh,
And the demesnes that there adjacent lie,
That in thy likeness thou appear to us.” Mercutio, Romeo & Juliet Act Two Scene One (via hardforthebard)

(via runs-with-foxes)

5PM

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

(via personalized-insanity)

4PM

rosie-girl:

neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

Ha!

(via personalized-insanity)

4PM

zachmackeymusic:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

Credit Unknown

They shared with salvages wow

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